Every brown bear gets a Sandwich

baskauskas:

oh my god this guy messaged me on okcupid and he has a “don’t message me if” section and 

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jesus christ

holy shit it’s excalibur

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dobochan:

dj roomba is literally the greatest thing thats ever happened to me

you’re welcome.

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fun fact: the saying “blood is thicker than water” is actually a shortened form of the saying “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” 

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pepsimangb:

Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.

pepsimangb:

Kojima is a scary man when it comes to his English. He knows just enough to be a real danger to himself and others. It’s a thing of beauty.

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alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. Either way, keep safe, friends. 

why do they call them roofies if you end up on the floor

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. 
Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t 
Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. 
Either way, keep safe, friends. 

why do they call them roofies if you end up on the floor

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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

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milezprower:

going on a tag and only seeing hate

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going into tags ever

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miaowzaki:

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miaowzaki:

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 - SPORTING SHOWDOWN
231,451 plays

fancydrak:

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here. i’ve enhanced this gif’s power with some music.

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

breezehome more like cheesehome

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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

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snizabelle:

thatsexyblog:

WHO THE FUCK EATS 15 APPLES???

FUCK YOU I CAN’T EAT ALL THESE APPLES

snizabelle:

thatsexyblog:

WHO THE FUCK EATS 15 APPLES???

FUCK YOU I CAN’T EAT ALL THESE APPLESimage

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gunjap:

[PREVIEW] 1/6 Iron Man Mark III Construction Version: Hot Toys Official Imageshttp://www.gunjap.net/site/?p=192966

ok that looks kind of like the borg queen from Star trek: First Contact

gunjap:

[PREVIEW] 1/6 Iron Man Mark III Construction Version: Hot Toys Official Images
http://www.gunjap.net/site/?p=192966

ok that looks kind of like the borg queen from Star trek: First Contact

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blue-eyed-hanji:

helenedaviauhunt:

made-segragated:

best scene of any anime ever

Yes.

 you’re lying if you say you didn’t laugh at this

God help me the ass was fat

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