Every brown bear gets a Sandwich

unclefather:

this horse ate my icecream

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nutellaflavoredmuk:


Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.






 






Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.



Actually Kennedy was in Monroe too

Yeah, marilyn monroe didn’t you read the fucking post

nutellaflavoredmuk:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Actually Kennedy was in Monroe too

Yeah, marilyn monroe didn’t you read the fucking post

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Thanks for the pizza rolls

Thanks for the pizza rolls

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That engineer’s a spy!

That engineer’s a spy!

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Wouldn’t the hair just heal itself

Wouldn’t the hair just heal itself

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doberboy:

am I really about to spend another 400 dollars on a console

>tfw console

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t die like this guy."

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t die like this guy."

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warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

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weallheartonedirection:

Level 70 priest healing the tank.

weallheartonedirection:

Level 70 priest healing the tank.

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Submarine (2010)

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this post is a fucking train wreck

this post is a fucking train wreck

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vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

you think that they would have let him sleep

vegraptor:

colonelswag:

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

you think that they would have let him sleep

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Belgerum - More than a Bonking
482 plays

belgerum:

THAT’S A SKULL FRACTURE FOR SURE

Downloads: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yj40j8c1u6wlxs1/KELF6b17U_

More Bonk remixes: http://belgerum.tumblr.com/

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meeting Jesus in the afterlife
jesus: i have the answer to all of humanities questions
me: what does cr1tikal look like
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